These are from a series of illos for a feature in Time Out Chicago called "Worst Case Scenarios" . The editors came up with a list of harrowing situations, and asked various Chicago-based experts their advice on how to keep your cool and survive these stressful calamities. Clockwise from upper-left: "A bat was trapped in my house", "I got doored on my bike", "My apartment was burgled" and "The condom broke".